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Hey, I'm Anna and I'm from England (yeesh this is already starting off badly). I'm into a million and one different fandoms like Doctor Whooooooo, Supernatural, Merlin, Sherlock, Hannibal, Harry Potter, Orange Is The New Black and Teen Wolf, along with stuff like welcome to night vale, batman, cats and anything else on this blog (check out my tags list for everything). Also girls. Absolutely girls. Feel free to ask me anything or whatevs.


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dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

666meme:

666meme:

why did the semen cross the road? 

i wore the wrong the socks

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vviolentprince:

bedussey:

what the fuck is this snake’s problem

parkour

vviolentprince:

bedussey:

what the fuck is this snake’s problem

parkour

Episode 12!

somethingsomethingsomethingidk:

http://ratedtforteens.podbean.com/e/arrested-for-aggressively-cleaning/

it’d be awesome if y’all could listen. you can also subscribe to us (Rated T For Teens) on iTunes and other podcasting apps

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

*wipes phone screen on breast*

the-fapulous-one:

yolownly:

ekimsal:

yolownly:

Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up

But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?

Fulfill The Prophecy

Be the first to rise and all others shall follow your call

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi…

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

stability:

stability:

hot people are fun to look at

that’s why I love looking in the mirror

image

Episode 12!

somethingsomethingsomethingidk:

http://ratedtforteens.podbean.com/e/arrested-for-aggressively-cleaning/

it’d be awesome if y’all could listen. you can also subscribe to us (Rated T For Teens) on iTunes and other podcasting apps

Episode 12!

http://ratedtforteens.podbean.com/e/arrested-for-aggressively-cleaning/

it’d be awesome if y’all could listen. you can also subscribe to us (Rated T For Teens) on iTunes and other podcasting apps

  #me    #podcast  

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.
Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)