FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
I feel like this needs to be talked about.
OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER NOTICED THOSE ON JANINE
Oops, my old tumblr name got deleted. That’s from here.
The interesting thing about Janine’s horns is that she gets them right as she moves in front of John, with his dejected confused face like so:
Janine’s physically stepping in and taking John’s place in the frame. To make smooches with Sherlock.
Then, boom. Devil horns. (Mess with the
bullship and you get the horns?)
Also, that expression on John? It’s only allowed on screen for a split second, and it’s one we’ve never seen before. It’s incredibly vulnerable.
And right as the camera cuts to him, he’s releasing his left hand from a very familiar little clench.
John gets clenchy when he’s feeling most vulnerable. When he’s feeling things he’s not allowed to feel. Of course the moments when Sherlock seems furthest from him are usually the moments where he’s wanting Sherlock the most.
my dad never let me borrow his fergie cd because she was lookin sexy on the cover and he didn’t want me to what? masturbate to it? well little did he know that that exact action was what turned me gay. should’ve lent me that cd, dad
i thought you were gay because your mom used to play you cher songs while you were still in the womb
i make posts up all the time i have no idea who my real parents are
Hannibal Lecter in Sakizuki (2.02)
Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #32
Reason for this headcanon: Because I think Odin would be the type to have said “As you wish” to Frigga in their youth.
Best. Fucking. Gif. Mixing. EVER.
You are fucking correct.
This gif is very important
only because it shows me how to take half the pizza for myself
I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
hannibal lecter could write, produce, and star in a broadway musical announcing the fact that he’s a cannibal and jack crawford would give it 3 out of 5 stars because it was too unbelieveable a storyline
alternatively - a 5 out of 5 stars for creating such a satirical masterpiece
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
We take Harry Potter very seriously here in Britain.
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it.
Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday?
The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all.
In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful.
And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female.
This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is?
Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.